forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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get-you-wet:

The key is to kiss her until her lips are dry, & her other lips are wet.

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(Source: wantsexygirls)

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sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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its not that hard to get a job
an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(Source: jewbeard)

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Had the best day with my family yesterday :) Anne making us run back to the house from the churchyard so we had a better chance of winning the treasure hunt, the ‘ultimate selfie’ family photos with Becky’s gopro, Becky asking Aunty Anne and Aunty Sarah about any of the cousins swearing when we were little and Rachel comes out with ‘apparently my first word was ‘shit” and everyone cracks up, playing the Settlers of Catan for about 3 hours with my cousins, all 19 family members sitting in the dining room for tea in a fire hazard like fashion and I had to go under the table to get seconds, and the two Annes, two Sarahs and two Kates in the family still confusing everyone as to which you’re referring to.  My family are the loveliest, craziest bunch of people and a week with them in August will be even better :)))

I think I’m way more worried about this interview than is necessary. It’s not like it the only Speech Therapy job in the world, it doesn’t matter if I screw up the task or presentation because I don’t have any experience. There’ll be others. And this company already know I have next to no experience and invited me to interview anyway so it can’t be that bad can it…?

Would do almost anything for my man to be hugging me and reassuring/encouraging me right now though

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

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letm3hearyoum0an:

mescalineforbreakfast:

Oh for Christ’s sake
/dead


Fuck yeah

letm3hearyoum0an:

mescalineforbreakfast:

Oh for Christ’s sake

/dead

Fuck yeah

(Source: rawsex)

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