Getting weird looks on the train ‘cause I’m laughing so much at this

Getting weird looks on the train ‘cause I’m laughing so much at this

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

(via makingupforlostlove)

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via aominess)

I have a great need for these I have a great need for these
“Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on youself. Enjoy the ever present game of knowing.”

Hank Green, Vlogger, Nerd, Awesome (via marcwilkinson)

(Source: marcwilkinsonreblogs, via oswinsleaf)

Might have seen Ben C on the tube this morning but only saw for a second as he left the train so idk

With sister and her friend, watching Percy Jackson

  • Sister: Luke's trying to get Percy to destroy the gods
  • Friend: because his dad is Hermes and he's got massive daddy issues
  • Me: oh okay
  • Friend: the next one isn't even called Percy Jackson, it's called Luke and the daddy issues
“That little pissant”

Julia ! 8x02 (via benaddicted-cumbergasm)

okay now i’m wondering if i heard incorrectly…

(via holy-lakemonster-batman)

I think - not certain - the word was pissant.  

(via blackkettle90)

Okay. Thought I’d heard it right but don’t have subtitles

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holy-lakemonster-batman:

ilovemurdochmysteries:

Murdoch fact: according to your votes, the most liked season premiere episode was actually Murdoch Ahoy (701), with an 8.0 rating on imdb.

it’s because julia saves murdoch for a change.

(via holy-matrimony-batman)