thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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Wanting to live with him so you can wake up with him every morning, come home to him every evening and fuck him in every room in the house

I heard once that real love doesn’t ask what is in it for me; it just gives unconditionally. It just tries to take the weight out of somebody else’s pack, lessen his load, and if it gets reciprocated, that’s great, but that isn’t what you did it for.
Donald Miller (via enteringintocreation)
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greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)

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"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

(Source: invisiblechange)

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The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.
Unknown (via suspend)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

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(Source: passion-xxx)

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